Paul French. We love him. These are his best bits.
He's a poet, an astronaut, and a plasterer, but he's definitely not French. Paul, we salute you:
'I'm not falling in love with Billy. We're good buddies'
'I'm already married, to Billy'
'I like speaking to Capcom Krimsk, it makes you laugh, 'cos you can tell they're laughing at you'
'When you go home, for one month you will be the most famous person on Earth'
'If there are any kids watching, save your pennies, ask your mum and dad, and you can come to space'
'Why is it as hard to 40 sit-ups in Space as it is on Earth?'
On babies:'I'd have one tomorrow, and call it Val'
'A real man can show his feelings'
'I've killed 20 frogs; I shot them with an air rifle. I didn't mean to, I was very young'
'Billy's got a massive pair of trousers, mine are really small'
On the hurricane:'It looked like a sky bum hole'
'The ground is freezing, it's colder than my kitchen floor'
'Top banana, innit'
'I had permed curtains, with highlights on the ends'
'Me and Billy have a cuddle, but it's not like a woman's touch'
'I wonder if I've got smaller since yesterday. Everyday you should get shorter. My Nan was very tall, but when she died, she was very short'
'I've gone round the Earth so many times, maybe I'm repeating myself'
'This is the oddest spacecraft I've ever been on'
'Isn't anarchy a rule in itself?'
'We've got a cross-dressing nice man.'
