Style Council

January 10th, 09:00AM

Fashion is far from our sleep-deprived heroes' minds at the moment, but that didn't stop stylist Angela Butolph trying to inject some sartorial sense into the trio this morning.

Far from Versace dresses and Manolo shoes though, Angela had decided to give the gang some style lessons in nightwear. Sending her charges out to change into the clothing she'd brought, Angela then sat back to see the results.

Poor Jonathan prised himself into a pair of pyjamas he admitted made him feel like "Paddington Bear." He did say they were extremely comfy, however, they were a little young perhaps for the trained psychiatrist, who didn't seem too impressed with his car-adorned pjs.

Chris was given a much more modern image with his nightwear – a white vest top and a pair of baggy trousers. The broadcast student looked like he'd just stepped off the set of Dawson's Creek.

Clare 'Terminator' S very reluctantly slipped into some pink silk pyjamas, pouting she felt "frumpy" and saying she didn't "see the point in dressing up to go to bed."

Despite Angela's assertions that nightwear fashion is a "self-indulgent" thing, Clare S wasn't playing ball, and refused to stay long in a sexy pink and black Chinese-style number, despite Chris saying she had an "amazing figure."

Chris himself was a little reluctant to parade around in his next outfit, a pair of skimpy, very tight, white shorts, saying he "didn't have the legs" for such a display. He also cheekily added, "they push everything up." "Push what up?" came Angela's innocent reply. "Exactly," was all Chris could add.

Clare S, looking exceedingly grumpy now, was eventually persuaded to don a pink two-piece number. "That's nice," Angela said, only for Clare S to retort, "If I was about seven I'd agree with you."

Next for the remaining girl was a red satin two-piece, which Clare S thought was very "Kill Bill." The stylist thought Clare S looked "sexy without being slutty," but the Poole lass said the outfit was "too comfy."

Clare S's contempt for the whole episode had been evident throughout the morning, and she admitted to the boys when Angela left that she had a "bitter thing towards fashion designers," and that she didn't believe in them. Later she did call the producers to pass on her apologies to Angela if she'd been a "bit off."

"That's two Morning Experts you've got rid of," Chris giggled. After a week of sleep-deprivation though, we're sure Angela will forgive her.