Episodes | Series 5 | Episode 2

While Paddy's failure to defend her honour, not to mention his unfortunate use of the "f" (as in "fat") word, creates a massive rift between the loving couple, his increasingly desperate attempts to make up threaten not only their relationship but their lives as well.

Can they come together to save their necks and their marriage?

Micky goes into the executive transport business with a loan from Paddy, who sees great potential in it until he lays eyes on Mickey's investment - a pink limo!

Carl's furious when Ian starts dating his teacher - not because it's morally wrong, but because it's making him teacher's pet and ruining his chances with the top bird at school.

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