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Recap - Episode 4
Well the clock is tickin' quickly
Our boy Jon was sent to pack
He was gay, the scene was prickly
Has she really got the knack?

The prize is close enough to grab it
Don't get confused about each date
Remember each clue and each habit
She wants to keep these five men straight

Will Zoe win, and find her mate
Who's out, who's in
Who's Playing it Straight

Disco Cowboy
I'm just a cowboy
Ridin' on the range
Nothin' all that strange about me

I'm just a cowboy
Never gonna change
All the other cowboys
They adore me

It's clear though
Horses they don't scare me
It's queer though
I'm never gonna marry
Find me here, oh
Bareback ridin' cross the dusty trail

Just a cowboy
Curlin' up my rope
I'll show ya how, boys
To wrestle and to grope
It's time for chow: soy
Burgers and a taupe night sky

If ya want to learn the trade
Come to where this land got laid
I'm just a cowboy
A yee haw, clang-clang a trolley yah!

Though my guns are firing caps
I still look good in leather chaps
I'm just a cowboy
A yee haw, clang-clang a trolley yah!

Happy and Gay
We'll take the chevy on down to where the beach and the boys are fine
(daddy's new ride oh my oh my)
And we'll park it in the back where the sun don't always shine
Puerto Vallarta: a good ol' time

Just like a needle in a gaystack, Zoe don't know
Is she gonna get pricked or win the show?

Come out today we're happy and gay
And Playin' it Straight

Grab yer board and yer lotion and we'll meet you by the ocean side
(biceps, triceps everywhere)
Gonna be a commotion if she finds a boy by your side
(ripped abs, tan chest, better not stare)
So if the girls are not your thing at all
Put your straight face on and have a ball

Come out today we're happy and gay,
Come on an play we're happy and gay,
Some people say we're happy and gay
And Playin' it Straight

Something about...
Is there something about Daniel
He finally got a date
Did he whine on the yacht about his arm a lot
Kick him out or amputate?
Gifts and sympathy are handy
Like a withered arm and candy....Daniel

Is there something about Alex
With a ball he seems so lost
When a handsome man can't throw overhand
Does it mean he should be tossed?
Do you know? Will he confess?
He's got an eye for buying dresses...Alex

Is there something about Ben?
At the bar was he out of place?
When strippers danced did he catch a glance
At their exits just in case?
He's strong and sporty, no debating
Does he like the men gyrating?....Ben oh

Is there something about danny,
Is there something about marco,
All the signs are so confusing
But some are so amusing
And so.........

Make a choice, without a doubt
Find a guy that you like
Something about

Elimination
Alex and Daniel smiled
That smile that never ends
And in return she said
I think we'll just be friends

And now there's three
Three more hands she's left to play
Will an ace in the hole, beat a big ol' queen
Or can they bluff their way?



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