Episode Two: Sectioning
Just when it seems to finally be falling into place for Mark, Sophie gets promoted and moves to Bristol. However, their long-distance bouts of phone sex are rudely interrupted by an unexpected arrival.

Mark's old college flame, Merry, turns up and gives Jez and Super Hans the keys to the pub left to her in her mum's will. However, before they can open the The Swan and Paedo, complete with washing machine and organic scrumpy, Merry’s 'kooky' personality goes into meltdown.

With Merry in hospital, Jez's dreams hinge on getting his hands on the deeds, but Mark won't hand them over, leading to a bout of tit-for-tat sectioning.

Key Quotes:
"I'm definitely not co-managing a pub called 'Free the Paedos'." Jez
"She's so hyper, she's probably really good at sex, but there's always the possibility I'll have the toilet seat slammed on my cock for no reason." Mark
"People like Coldplay and voting for the Nazis, you can't trust people." Super Hans

Peep Show Facts:
Meredith MacNeill, Merry, also appeared with Mitchell and Webb in the romcom, Confetti.

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