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Episode Four
The course of true love runs into some choppy water after a JLB weekend training course. Not only does Mark manage to make friends with uber-business guru Alan Johnson, he falls in love with him.
The course of true love runs into some choppy water after a JLB weekend training course. Not only does Mark manage to make friends with uber-business guru Alan Johnson, he falls in love with him.
Drawn by his business acumen and manly personality, Johnson offers him the insurance equivalent of a weekend mini-break, with a joint transfer to the Cardiff office and two fuck-off spreadsheets.
Whilst Mark is struggling with his bi-curious side, Jez is desperately trying to remember what "the bad thing" was he did during his drug-fuelled, all-weekend party with Super Hans.
The bad thing seems to be revealed when Mark tries to show Johnson the first chapter of his new book, Business Secrets of the Pharaohs, but will Cardiff and Johnson finally spell the end of the El Dude Brothers?
Key Quotes:
"Good old Mr Patel, he never says a word whether you’re buying cornflakes, fabric softener or gay porn." Mark
"Will you walk like some sort of stupid duck, or will you drive like Clarkson?" Jez
"So, sushi or cappuccino – I'm easy!" Johnson
Next: Episode Five
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"Good old Mr Patel, he never says a word whether you’re buying cornflakes, fabric softener or gay porn." Mark
"Will you walk like some sort of stupid duck, or will you drive like Clarkson?" Jez
"So, sushi or cappuccino – I'm easy!" Johnson
Next: Episode Five
Back to Series One Index
