Series Three Quotes

If people only did everything they wanted, everyone would just spend all day sitting on the carpet, watching the poker channel, eating those expensive German biscuits and relentlessly surfing for Series Three quotes. Probably. Just click on the 'Another quote please!' for more...

What, another quote generator? If you build it they will come, THAT'S our market research!

"Super Hans is obsessed with crack and poppers and dusting his knob with speed, but it doesn't make it right!" - Jez