Series Two Quotes

You can keep your VD, your barricades and your talking - we're back to basics; Mark, Jez, Nancy, Sophie, and a stack of Series Two quotes, perfect! Simply click on the 'Another quote please!' for more

It's exactly like watching a porno except you can't see anything, you haven't got a hard-on and you want to cry!

"Basically man is programmed to do two things; kill and nob" - Jeff