Series Two Quotes

You can keep your VD, your barricades and your talking - we're back to basics; Mark, Jez, Nancy, Sophie, and a stack of Series Two quotes, perfect! Simply click on the 'Another quote please!' for more

It's exactly like watching a porno except you can't see anything, you haven't got a hard-on and you want to cry!

"When the going gets tough you need to roll out the big potatoes" - Jez