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Nobody likes working for the 'The Man'; They're all a bunch of 'Marks', sitting behind their desks with their ties done up to 11, clicking their fingers to the Lighthouse Family whilst getting their dicks sucked by Alsatians! Fight back using our amazing Peep Show automated quotes so it looks like you're busting you're creative balls, but you're actually kicking back with the good stuff. Oh yes, the longbow beats the crossbow my idiotic friends...

"Basically man is programmed to do two things; kill and nob" - Jeff