Classic Quotes
Nobody likes working for the 'The Man'; They're all a bunch of 'Marks', sitting behind their desks with their ties done up to 11, clicking their fingers to the Lighthouse Family whilst getting their dicks sucked by Alsatians! Fight back using our amazing Peep Show automated quotes list. Oh yes, the longbow beats the crossbow my idiotic friends...
Series One
Bored? Let us ride to the rescue like a knight on horseback with an armful of booze and enough quotes to satisfy the Mexican Army!
So will you walk like some sort of stupid duck, or will you drive like Clarkson?
Bored? Let us ride to the rescue like a knight on horseback with an armful of booze and enough quotes to satisfy the Mexican Army!
So will you walk like some sort of stupid duck, or will you drive like Clarkson?
Series Two
You can keep your VD, your barricades and your talking - we're back to basics; Mark, Jez, Nancy, Sophie, and a stack of Series Two quotes, perfect!
It's exactly like watching a porno except you can't see anything, you haven't got a hard-on and you want to cry!
You can keep your VD, your barricades and your talking - we're back to basics; Mark, Jez, Nancy, Sophie, and a stack of Series Two quotes, perfect!
It's exactly like watching a porno except you can't see anything, you haven't got a hard-on and you want to cry!
Series Three
If people only did everything they wanted, everyone would just spend all day sitting on the carpet, watching the poker channel, eating those expensive German biscuits and relentlessly surfing for Series Three quotes.
What, another quote generator? If you build it they will come, THAT'S our market research!
If people only did everything they wanted, everyone would just spend all day sitting on the carpet, watching the poker channel, eating those expensive German biscuits and relentlessly surfing for Series Three quotes.
What, another quote generator? If you build it they will come, THAT'S our market research!
Series Four
Don't be alarmed, it's just the Series Four quotes. Come on in and power through.
This is almost definitely a terrible idea... although you won't know until you've tried it
Don't be alarmed, it's just the Series Four quotes. Come on in and power through.
This is almost definitely a terrible idea... although you won't know until you've tried it
Series Five
We're not experts but if it's based in Croydon and involves acute social embarrassment we're basically intrested. And these quotes really are the only quotes you need to cover off Series Five!
Oh Elgar! Why do you always find me at my lowest ebb?
We're not experts but if it's based in Croydon and involves acute social embarrassment we're basically intrested. And these quotes really are the only quotes you need to cover off Series Five!
Oh Elgar! Why do you always find me at my lowest ebb?
