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Can I just confirm what we mean when we say "hand"?

Can I just confirm what we mean when we say
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It's outrageous!If you shoot me Mark, I'll shoot you so fast...No tea for the beastmaster thanks, he feasts on the blood of his prey!Princess Diana Memorial Jam
This is not what I expected; you think you're going to play Simpson's Monopoly and you end up an arsonist!The time has come for you to know about Project ZeusThat's my Indecent ProposalThis is going to be a hard sell
She came to the office to give me a piece of her mind, and ended up giving me a piece of her assChrist, when I said 'Take your time', I didn't mean take your time!Why not roll Planning into Sales and Marketing as well?Marketing and Planning are going to get shitfaced
Watching sallow men get wankedThis is what men want and we shouldn't be allowed to have it because it's horrible and it makes you feel sickMaybe your aims are too diffuse?Great, now I'm getting an angry lap dance
Go on, before Captain Corrigan locks you upI've lost my elephant man, my beautiful elephant man!Sure Mark, I've got it right here£380, cash
Jesus Jeremy, that's the Post you've set fire to, the Royal Mail! That's like burning a swan!The best personal trainer in South LondonWhen I left you guys I supposed to hang out with these Belgium nuns, but I got waylaid and ended up on crystal meth The world is my gym, the hills the trees the rivers – they are my gym
It's like a sauna in here!I bet you're really relaxed thoughHe touched my penisIt's alright Jez, use your woman as a shield!
Mark, Jeff and I aren't going to fall into each other's arms in a pile of sauerkraut. I'm marrying you, okay?As you're always saying, The Beastie Boys fought and possibly died for my right to partyCan I just confirm what we mean when we say Jeremy's been wanking off a bloke for cash
She's my nightmare, a liberated sexually adventurous urban womanYou really are a filthy little perv aren't you?Oh great, so I'll be spending £1 a minute to hear how shit I am at sex, that's value for money!The stag acquatic
Come on Tiger, let’s roar!It’s time to shit, or get off the potAhoy!Kinda like Jim Morrison and Russell Brand
Just don't think about the dogI've got a bad feeling about thisDo you think I'm some sort of freelance dog-murdering Mafia man?I'm eating dog-leg, I have definitely reached a new low
I will veto any jokes about mucus, excrement and vomitYou're a loverat, one hour isn't going to make a difference!You're overruling the coin?I'm not marrying out of spite, I'm marrying out of fear – there's a very big difference!
Tears of joy, they're tears of joy – that's the line we both stick to...I just feel terrible, I feel like I've been shot in the stomachI'll keep your room just the same, like if you've diedThis is a moot wedding!
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