Episode Three: Shrooming
Mark's off to Frankfurt for a big pitch, giving Jez the ideal opportunity to throw a magic mushroom party and make his move on Big Suze.

His plan to get her stoned and put his hand up her top goes pear-shaped as first Mark comes down with gastric flu, and then Super Hans kicks down the toilet door.

Faced with the spectre of Mark lounging in his pants watching Judge John Deed whilst everybody else is trying to break down the doors of perception to see the stuff that isn't really there, Jez takes evasive action. It's not a proper poisoning, it's really a white poisoning, a friendly poisoning, it's so much more civilised than bonking him on the head with a hammer...

Key Quotes:
"If people only did everything they wanted, everyone would just spend all day sitting on the carpet, watching the poker channel, wanking and eating those expensive German biscuits. Probably." Jez
"These are the good times love; after the initial nausea passes but before the grinding comedown – lovely!" Super Hans
"Remember Mark, make sure they know we're playing the game, but we don't need to play the game because we've already won the game." Johnson

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