Episode One: Mugging
Love is in the air at Apollo House. With Jeff out of the way Mark can finally work his charms on Sophie, and the love of Jez's life, Big Suze, is coming back after three years away. Naturally enough, the course of true love rarely runs smooth for the El Dude Brothers.

After being mugged, Mark can't help obsessing about his lost Blackberry when he should be concentrating on Sophie's wandering hands. After a couple of abortive snogs, he decides to bolster his floppy cock with some illegal hardware, but will Sophie believe his stories about horse's hooves and whittling?

Meanwhile Jez has turned to alcohol after he discovers Big Suze has returned with a hunk of monk for a boyfriend, and he then experiences the most harrowing threesome in history with his new girlfriend, Michelle.

Key Quotes:
"My friend Jen tried a threesome once, she said she cried for about an hour afterwards, but I'd still definitely like to try it some time." Big Suze
"Why have I never thought about drinking in the day before? What's more fun than a couple of nice cold beerskis? What's depressing about that? Nothing. You can't be depressed when you're pissed, it's not possible." Jez
"Note to self RE being the Fonz; Mark, you are not the Fonz." Mark

Peep Show Facts:
Vicky, the unwilling third member of the threesome, played by Rosie Cavaliero, also played Dr Statham's voice coach in the second series of Green Wing.

Next: Episode Two: Sectioning

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