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Episode Five
Super Hans is back on the rig and Nancy's in America, leaving Jez seriously bored and considering doing that thing Michael Hutchence and the MP did with the stockings and an orange.
Super Hans is back on the rig and Nancy's in America, leaving Jez seriously bored and considering doing that thing Michael Hutchence and the MP did with the stockings and an orange.
Luckily Mark's got a plan to get become Jeff's new best friend, so he can get back in with Sophie, and needs Jez's common touch to seal the deal. Soon Jez's nights are spent down the pub, getting off with high street honeys with Jeff, whilst Mark tempts Sophie with Ernest & Julio and Das Boot on video.
Things get complicated when Jez's stories give Mark the ammunition he needs to split Jeff and Sophie up, and destroys their new-found friendship in the process.
Things get complicated when Jez's stories give Mark the ammunition he needs to split Jeff and Sophie up, and destroys their new-found friendship in the process.
Key Quotes:
"I'd seriously love to really really bang her, although if it was a choice between that and a drive in a Ferrari Testarossa – phew, that'd be close call." Mark
"You could do a sponsored history thing, or a dig. Or reading?" Sophie
"Brilliant Mark, my mate and your bird have just gone off to fuck each other, and what are we going to do? Make a tent in the frontroom and eat DairyLea? Is that what you want, because that’s what's going to happen!" Jez
Next: Episode Six
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"I'd seriously love to really really bang her, although if it was a choice between that and a drive in a Ferrari Testarossa – phew, that'd be close call." Mark
"You could do a sponsored history thing, or a dig. Or reading?" Sophie
"Brilliant Mark, my mate and your bird have just gone off to fuck each other, and what are we going to do? Make a tent in the frontroom and eat DairyLea? Is that what you want, because that’s what's going to happen!" Jez
Next: Episode Six
Back to Series Two Index
