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Jeremy's Mummy
The death of Jez's Great Aunt has an unexpected Dead Gwen bonanza as not only does he stand to inherit twenty thousand pounds, the El Dude Brothers also discover an old pistol whilst they're clearing out her house.
The death of Jez's Great Aunt has an unexpected Dead Gwen bonanza as not only does he stand to inherit twenty thousand pounds, the El Dude Brothers also discover an old pistol whilst they're clearing out her house.
Whilst 'Gunny' brings immediate war gun satisfaction to Mark and Jez, the cash proves harder to get hold of after Jeremy's mum turns up with Martin her current boyfriend and some bad news; due to tax and probate there's only twenty grand in total, and most of that is going on a holiday investment in Corfu.
Even worse, after an evening out telling jokes about the Dimbleby brothers and discussing mortgages Mark's quite literally hit the motherlode; Not only has Jeremy's mum has put him in charge of Jez's finances, effectingly making Mark Jez's dad, Martin wants him to ghost write his memoirs about his time in the Scots Guards!
With fiscal control over Jez and a future as a military historian beckoning, Mark's dream quickly turns into a Mike Leigh film. An evening with Martin's daughter ends in a minor sexual assault after she went through a bottle of Irish wine like a thirsty gay, leaving Mark struggling with semantics. Does it count as rape if she didn't shove anything up his bum?
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"Good old Jeremy's mum, the more sophisticated end of the mum spectrum; the sort of mum you'd buy in John Lewis" Mark
"Jez, can you tell me as a mate, as someone who knows me really well, is the bottom half of me on fire?" Super Hans
"It wasn't rape alright? It was just a minor sexual assault. She didn't force anything up my bum that's why it's not rape!" Mark
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"Good old Jeremy's mum, the more sophisticated end of the mum spectrum; the sort of mum you'd buy in John Lewis" Mark
"Jez, can you tell me as a mate, as someone who knows me really well, is the bottom half of me on fire?" Super Hans
"It wasn't rape alright? It was just a minor sexual assault. She didn't force anything up my bum that's why it's not rape!" Mark
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