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Jeremy's Broke
With his birthday looming and life slowly turning to shit, Mark decides to throw a party and not only that, he's going to get a date for the evening. And seeing as clubs, pubs, museums and all other forms of normal socialising are out his only option is to go speed dating.
With his birthday looming and life slowly turning to shit, Mark decides to throw a party and not only that, he's going to get a date for the evening. And seeing as clubs, pubs, museums and all other forms of normal socialising are out his only option is to go speed dating.
The evening is less than successful but just when it seems he's going to be yet another reject slowly slipping out of the gene pool and into the arms of the sex industry, he spots Saz at the bar and makes his move with a bottle of Budvar.
Incredibly she's looking for a room and having kicked Jez out earlier that evening during a Cumberland sausage conflict Mark invites her to be his new flatmate. However after three nights of constant partying and lewd Australian jokes at his cock's expense, Mark begins to regret his decision. Still at least he has a date for his birthday...
…Until Jeff turns up to the party that is. His smooth marketing patter soon has Saz wrapped around his groin, leaving Mark alone at his own birthday with what quickly turns out to be a pile of presents Jez has bought with a stolen credit card. Johnson's stolen credit card in fact, can it get much worse?
Top Quotes
"That's right dance, dance the night away but you'll pay me back Jeremy even if you end up dancing in cages in fetish bars!" Mark
"I can't believe you're making me get a job not in the media, you're such a bastard!" Jez
"The sound of the kettle might drown out her tears" Mark
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"That's right dance, dance the night away but you'll pay me back Jeremy even if you end up dancing in cages in fetish bars!" Mark
"I can't believe you're making me get a job not in the media, you're such a bastard!" Jez
"The sound of the kettle might drown out her tears" Mark
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