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Burgling
While still drowning his sorrows, after ditching Sophie at the wedding, Mark is persuaded to join Jeremy on a double date. Though initially reluctant, she turns out to share Mark's love of history and pretty soon he’s convinced she’s 'The One'.
While still drowning his sorrows, after ditching Sophie at the wedding, Mark is persuaded to join Jeremy on a double date. Though initially reluctant, she turns out to share Mark's love of history and pretty soon he’s convinced she’s 'The One'.
On their second date, the couple return to the flat to discover the same burglar who'd ransacked the property the previous week, is back for more. In a rare show of bravery, Mark detains him only for an awkward siege situation to occur while waiting for the police.
Meanwhile, Jeremy's date has told him he may have an STD. In an effort to inform past partners, he takes Big Suze out for a meal but soon forgets his original intention when he learns she's broken up with Johnson.
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"The Megatron doesn't say urban freewheelers, it says sofa-masturbators" Jez
"This is quite a weird date Jeremy, it's even weirder than when you took me to LazerQuest and tried to hump me in the dark" Big Suze
"Great, it's me protecting civilisation again whilst Jeremy has sex. If this was the war I'd be getting shot by Rommel while he was in Paris getting a blow-job from a Nazi!" Mark
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"The Megatron doesn't say urban freewheelers, it says sofa-masturbators" Jez
"This is quite a weird date Jeremy, it's even weirder than when you took me to LazerQuest and tried to hump me in the dark" Big Suze
"Great, it's me protecting civilisation again whilst Jeremy has sex. If this was the war I'd be getting shot by Rommel while he was in Paris getting a blow-job from a Nazi!" Mark
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