Episode Three
Big decisions are made as Jez decides he actually really does love Nancy, and asks her to be his proper girlfriend, but first he has to prove he's prepared to give something back to society.
Big decisions are made as Jez decides he actually really does love Nancy, and asks her to be his proper girlfriend, but first he has to prove he's prepared to give something back to society.
Having given his all at the soup kitchen, Nancy's soon ready to break the final taboo – no sex! After a week of wanking in the toilet, Jez finally cracks decides to take the nuclear option to break the deadlock.
Things aren't going any better at JLB where Jeff and Sophie's romance is moving up a gear, and due to a mix-up on the news Johnson thinks Mark's an alcoholic.
Things aren't going any better at JLB where Jeff and Sophie's romance is moving up a gear, and due to a mix-up on the news Johnson thinks Mark's an alcoholic.
Key Quotes:
"Obviously God wanted us to enjoy ourselves, that's why he created the pill, clubs, lube and hardcore. But he also wanted us to give something back, and that's why he created the homeless, the lepers and the oil spills." Nancy
"Unless anybody else has any thoughts, let's wrap up and have a frappucino." Johnson
"I bet she's got really nice kidneys – oh yeah, I'd fuck those kidneys real good." Jez
More Series Two Quotes
"Obviously God wanted us to enjoy ourselves, that's why he created the pill, clubs, lube and hardcore. But he also wanted us to give something back, and that's why he created the homeless, the lepers and the oil spills." Nancy
"Unless anybody else has any thoughts, let's wrap up and have a frappucino." Johnson
"I bet she's got really nice kidneys – oh yeah, I'd fuck those kidneys real good." Jez
More Series Two Quotes
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