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Episode Five
Dark days dawn at work as Jeff and Mark go head-to-head for the Regional Manager's position, and Super Hans gets Jez a job as a receptionist at the studio.
Dark days dawn at work as Jeff and Mark go head-to-head for the Regional Manager's position, and Super Hans gets Jez a job as a receptionist at the studio.
The wheels quickly come off as first Sophie is invited to take the job and then Toni moves in with Super Hans, kicking off a spiral of revenge leaving Jez without a job and Mark in therapy.
The nadir comes when they decide to sort each other's problems out, leading to a night of stalker phonecalls, the death of a much-loved family pet and an attempted pepper-spray attack.
Key Quotes:
"She's like some sort of drug like ketamine, only with nicer hair." Jez
"She wanted bongo lessons, what can I say? The lady has a passion for percussion." Hans
"I’ve made a psycho-call to the woman I love, I've kicked a dog to death and now I’m going to pepper-spray an acquaintance – I mean what have I become?" Mark
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"She's like some sort of drug like ketamine, only with nicer hair." Jez
"She wanted bongo lessons, what can I say? The lady has a passion for percussion." Hans
"I’ve made a psycho-call to the woman I love, I've kicked a dog to death and now I’m going to pepper-spray an acquaintance – I mean what have I become?" Mark
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