Toni
Toni ends up being the object of both Mark's and Jez's affections, which probably has more to do with the boy's sex-starved nature than anything else. Her label of divorcee singles her out as a target for their passions, and both the lads decide that they should have sex with her. They almost fall out over this, until Jez decides to crack on to Toni's sister, leaving the coast clear for Mark.

As usual he gets cast aside when a bigger man competes for Toni's attentions, but it may be a blessing in disguise as Toni reveals one of the ways she has tried to get over her ex-husband is by setting fire to Hampton Court maze.
by James Rutherford

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