Big Suze
According to Jeremy, Big Suze was the love of his life when they shared a flat together (that he describes as the "love shack"), prior to his moving in with Mark. Suze, however, claims that the two of them were "Never really..." and she is devastatingly encouraging of his scheduled threesome with girlfriend Michelle and her sour-faces friend.
According to Jeremy, Big Suze was the love of his life when they shared a flat together (that he describes as the "love shack"), prior to his moving in with Mark. Suze, however, claims that the two of them were "Never really..." and she is devastatingly encouraging of his scheduled threesome with girlfriend Michelle and her sour-faces friend.
An actress by profession, though can mostly be found working in a cafe, naive Suze is still the frequent recipient of Jeremy’s advances, despite arriving back in his life with a muscular Christian boyfriend in tow. He sums her up with the words: "I bet she even does nice poos. Little Maltesers that smell like the Body Shop." An attempt to seduce her by giving her magic mushrooms fails and at one point she seems about to fall for the fumbling charms of Mark, only for him to get cold feet, calling her: "The horsey type" and "big stupid posh head".
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