Skip Channel4 main Navigation
Explore Channel4
Food
Homes
Film
4Car
News
See All
The Osbournes
Home
Episode guide
Meet the family
Forum
More s**t
MTV Osbournes
The virtual house tour...
MTV


Channel 4 is not responsible for the content of third party sites.

The Osbournes
Sharon Osbourne Sharon

Fiesty mama of the family Sharon Osbourne was born in London in 1952.

Her father was Don Arden who managed Black Sabbath. Sharon married Ozzy on 4th July 1982 but by then had already taken over from her father managing Ozzy's career.

She's a genius businesswoman who's legendary for her revenge tactics, not someone you want to be on the wrong side of! An inspiration to everyone, she seems to manage to make order out of chaos and keep the whole Osbourne clan together as well as sorting out tours, albums and TV shows at the same time.

Recently diagnosed with cancer, Sharon's had a very different kind of challenge to deal with and yet again has come out on top and in control. Who would have expected anything less?

Sharon series 1 quotes:
"He's got an army haircut, cocaine on his f***ing chest, and a knife in his pocket! (About Jack)"
"The virgin Mary speaks to me. She says you must go to Tiffany. And on the way, stop at Cartier."
"Ozzy stop. Ozzy. Ozzy, no no no no no, here's the fruit! Ozzy, not the wood, you could be picked up for manslaughter!"
"I just got the school directory and started calling the mothers saying your kid gave my daughter pot, thinking one of them was going to say "oh yes, he did" because I didn't know who the f*** it was."
"That was good! That hit the ceiling, and the vase, and the floor, that was really well done."

Sharon series 2 quotes:
"I'm not going anywhere. No one's getting rid of me. I ain't ready yet."
"Make sure he thanks everyone and that he's polite. If he starts to get lippy, slap him."
"Kelly likes young, smelly boys. But as a mother, I think she needs an older, wiser man."

Sharon series 2 quotes:
Sharon: "I think you look like Harrison Ford."
Ozzy: "Oh, f*** off. I look more like Glenn Close."

Sharon: "Where'd we get these stones from?"
Ozzy: "Well...(long pause) I picked them up."



Ozzy Osbourne
Meet the rest
of the family

Ozzy
'You don't need to hire a dog therapist, you just need to wake up at 7 am and open the f***ing door!'
Ozzy



Kelly
'Your valet guy just farted in my car and it smells un-godly.'
Kelly


Jack
'I'm an ass-fat kid. I'm really not sure what he meant by this but I found it funny.'
Jack


Channel 4 © 2009. Channel 4 is not responsible for the content of external websites.