Punk princess Kelly Lee Osbourne is Ozzy and Sharon's second daughter and a rising star in her own right.
Known in the first series of the Osbournes for her ever changing style, straight talking and occasional hissy fits, she's now stopped fighting with her brother long enough to record an album. Her debut single went straight to number three in the charts and she performed live to several zillion people at the MTV Movie Awards.
The world's gone Kelly krazy but it's great to have an unconventional starlet. It probably won't be long until there's a clothing line, hair products and more to go with the album release.
Kelly series 1 quotes:
"Jack, stop telling people you're Ozzy Osbourne's son to get into places, you're a f***ing loser!"
"You don't go to someone's father, 'I don't like the redness in your hair'. It's f***ing rude. I would never go to her father, 'Oh, I don't like the baldness, maybe you should get a f***ing tupee.'."
"Stick, Mom. Not Dick."
"She's pissing in the bottle....just like she s*** in Dad's bag of weed in Hawaii."
Kelly series 2 quotes:
(in sing-song voice, taunting Jack): "I'm gonna be on Top of the Pops, and you're gonna miss it! Hello? He hung up."
(after interviewer says a whole bunch of stuff in German): "That's amazing. I always don't know what to say."
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