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The Osbournes
Jack Osbourne Jack

Baby of the family, Jack, was born in 1985, but still manages to get into clubs.

Taking after his mum, he's got his finger in a few big music pies including scouting for Epic records and producing and advising on the bookings for Ozzfest. In the show you'll mostly see Jack swearing at the nanny, blasting Tool and fighting with Kelly like a typical teenage boy. But with his music work and famous mates, Jack's anything but that!.

Jack Series 1 quotes:
"Oh, you just stepped on the cats tail dude."
"Mom! The cops! I"m gonna get nicked, I'm gonna get nicked!"

Jack Series 2 quotes
"Gloria? Hi, listen could you turn on the sprinklers, there's someone on our lawn. Thanks."
"Kelly is her mother's daughter. She likes guys in bands."



Ozzy Osbourne
Meet the rest
of the family

Ozzy
'You don't need to hire a dog therapist, you just need to wake up at 7 am and open the f***ing door!'
Ozzy



Sharon
'Martha Stewart can lick my scrotum!......... Do I have a scrotum?'
Sharon


Kelly
'Your valet guy just farted in my car and it smells un-godly.'
Kelly