The self proclaimed Prince of F*****g Darkness, John Michael Osbourne was born on December 3, 1948 in Birmingham.
As a founder member of Black Sabbath, Ozzy has sold more than 25 million albums and over 35 million albums as a solo rock god. The eighties were a landmark time for Ozzy, his battle with alcohol addiction and his reported bat eating antics added to the Madman of Rock status. In 1982 he married Sharon, the daughter of his then manager, and is the father of at least two other music legends in the making!
Since The Osbournes show began, Ozzy's been to dinner with the US president, had tea with the Queen and had a star placed on the Hollywood walk of fame. Not bad for a bloke from Birmingham who wanted to be a plumber!
Ozzy series 1 quotes:
"It should give you a blow job as well as turn on the TV!"
"I think tobacco's the most addictive s*** I put in my body"
"You're all f***ing mad"
"Animals are just like kids, they need constant attention"
"I’m begging you Sharon, no more animals"
Ozzy series 2 quotes:
"F***! Go to Alaska! No, no, no, no. You f***ing a**hole ocean! No!"
(mooning the fire): "I like warming my butt by the fire!"
"Fish like cheese. Sometimes. Some fish like cheese."
"God, beam me up. Kill me now. This f***ing mad house is driving me f***ing crazy!"
"Everywhere I go, there's dog sh*t"
"I live in a $9 million dollar turd."
Ozzy and Sharon quotes:
Sharon: "I think you look like Harrison Ford."
Ozzy: "Oh, f*** off. I look more like Glenn Close."
Sharon: "Where'd we get these stones from?"
Ozzy: "Well...(long pause) I picked them up."
Ozzy links
www.ozzyosbourne.com
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