Episode 6.

It's Friday night, Paddy's playtime, and he doesn't want to be visiting Max's ex-bouncer mate Billy. You see Paddy stole Billy's job on the door of The Phoenix and Billy isn't happy about it. It turns out Billy is an absolute nutter and wants to tag along with the boys to find his wife and kid as they haven't come back from Blockbuster now for nearly three weeks.

On the way they stop off at a Little Chef that looks like it's about to close but mysteriously remains open after Billy uses his gun's magic powers. Oblivious Max and Paddy tuck into their food, offering the rather stressed waitress some advice on her working conditions, and also some useful ways to deal with the onset of the menopause.

Unaware they are now wanted criminals, a quick round of Guess the TV Theme ends in a scuffle which indicates it's the perfect time to stop for a Gingsters. However not even a pasty can calm Billy's murderous intent and he's got Paddy dead in his sights.

Billy wants him and Max to be together forever (not in a gay way) and if he can't have Max then nobody can. Luckily Paddy is there to save the day and deal Billy a devastating blow to the head with a plastic cone. Problem is, how are they going to get that bullet out of Paddy's arse?

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