Episode 5.

Never drive a camper van in to a cow - the cow is likely to die and the camper will probably incur about a pig's worth of damage, but luckily the local farmer is on hand to offer them a whole pig for compensation for the damage.

The boys think they're onto a porcine profit winner and head off to the farmer's market to swap the pig for cash, but they quickly discover their new pet isn't worth as much as they thought.

Needing the cash to fix the camper they try everything they can to sell the porker, with predictable results; despite their plans it turns out yuppies aren't stupid as they seem, and nobody wants to buy straight up meat for your plate.

With all avenues of pig profit-making exhausted, they decide to sell the pig back to the farmer, but it turns out the 'farmer' who sold him the pig wasn't a farmer after all but he was the real farmer's mad father-in-law, leaving them without a pig and still needing to fix the van.

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