Episode 2.

The sun is shining, it's a beautiful day, but the only cloud on the horizon is the fact they have no cash. Maybe Paddy can get a job doing what he does best… sexing up the ladies? This time it's on film, for an adult movie, but Paddy may have bitten off a bit more then he can chew with Willy Wanker and the Chocolate Factory, and leaves he the studio with a bit of a funny walk.

To make matters worse, there's something up with the van; it's pissing oil all over the road leaving them in the clutches of local mechanic Nick Busting. Whilst Nick gets to work the boys take a country walk that turns into survival of the fattest after they miss the only train back to civilisation.

Around the campfire the boys bond over their hopes and dreams, mainly Max's hopes and dreams, the highlight of which is Max's literary masterpiece - Magnet and Steel! They're a couple of cops who operate outside of the law, and when there is trouble they come together like magnet and steel. After six years of hard work go up in smoke, Max also tells the story of his only true love - Tina.

The next morning they get the bill for the repairs, but it's a bit on the steep side, and with the burly Les and Dennis backing Nick up on the costs, they beat a temporary retreat. But if Nick's going to play by prison rules the boys are up for the challenge, and come back later and steal the van back A-Team style, Magnet and Steel couldn't have done a better job.

Back...