Episode 2

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Victoria is humped black and blue by the randiest dog in Britain: Chaos the English bull terrier. Chaos is owned by punks, but he is the only anarchist in their house. His behaviour is so bad it's sending his punk owners to bed at 7pm every night. This is a dog that certainly lives up to his name. Chaos' anarchic behaviour and boundless energy are affecting everyone in the house including the family's six-year-old daughter Mollie who can't have play time without Chaos wanting to join in and spoil everything. To make matters worse Chaos will hump anything and everyone who enters the home. Nothing will stop him, and it's no laughing matter as friends and family are driven away, and no-one can get anything done.

After being on the receiving end of Chaos' obsessive humping behaviour herself, Victoria comes up with a radical solution to put a stop to his hormonal frenzies once and for all, and it has everyone wincing... Also, is your dog a canine Einstein or doggie dufus, can you judge how clever a dog is by its breed? It's Me or the Dog are going to find out and have enlisted the help of one of Britain's leading dog intelligence experts to pitt four dogs from widely different breeds against each other to find out if dog stereotypes ring true. This weeks test sees a Poodle, a Labrador, a Terrier and an Afghan hound go head-to-head in a hide and seek test...

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