Smoke and Mirrors

Sexual tension rears its saucy head in the basement this week; Roy inspires a new look for Douglas after returning from a night out on a stag party wearing a fetching fuchsia lipstick, and Jen is quite literally juggling her bosoms because of an ill-fitting bra - the mere mention of which causes the tender Moss to faint.

Having got over the initial shock of ladies underwear being openly discussed in the office, Moss' brain goes into overdrive and with the help of some of his mum's lingerie and Fissulka technology, he creates the ultimate bra, a living bra he calls 'The Abracada-Bra'.

However, as with Moss' previous inventions (including a stress machine, and a ladder to help moths escape from the bath), the prototype does have a couple of glitches which leads to Jen appearing more like a member of the sex industry than a proper professional during an important meeting.

Undeterred by basting Jen's boobs at 200 degrees, Moss makes some slight adjustments and the three of them take the Abracada-Bra to The Dragon's Den, where despite Jen's less-than-impressive presentation technique and the slight fire hazard the bra presents, Roy insists on £ 400,000 for a two percent stake

10: Run Episode Facts
Helen Bewley is played by comedy genius Amelia Bullimore, star of Alan Partridge, Brass Eye, Suburban Shootout and Big Train

20: Run Episode Quotes
"The effect would be rather like having a large pair of man's hands holding the breasts in position." Moss
"With all due respect John I am head of IT and I have it on good authority if you type 'Google', into Google you can break the internet, so please no one try it, even for a joke." Jen
"This music sounds like it comes from space." Douglas

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