Moss and the German

After yet another night in together, this time attempting to watch the latest Tarantino-produced South Korean Zombie movie, Moss realises he's virtually married to Roy and their relationship is stagnating.

Whilst Moss is looking for new friends online, Jen's busy fighting off the libidinous attentions of Douglas, and seeks refuge with the Doctor Zhivago-esque figure of Jorg, a fellow refugee from the Stalinist anti-smoking measures at Reynholm Industries.

After being pursued by spoiler phone calls by The Dominator, a fellow film buff, and an abortive man date with Douglas, Roy's attempts to watch the film without being told the twist are given an unexpected boost by Moss's new friend, Johan.

However, using Johan's 50 Inch TV comes at a cost when he turns out not to be running a German cookery school, but a cannibal trawling the internet for victims.

10: Run Episode Facts
Douglas' plot twists for the movie include:
Everyone's a ghost, they're all clones, he's his own brother, you think it's the future but actually it's set in the past, it's not earth, it's all a dream.

20: Run Episode Quotes
"You wouldn't shoot a Policeman and then steal his helmet. You wouldn't go to the toilet in his helmet, and then send it to the Policeman's grieving widow, and then steal it again. Downloading films is stealing; if you do it you WILL face the consequences." Piracy warning
"You're my wife Roy, you're my wife! We should be married to ladies but we're married to each other!" Moss
"Wow! I didn't know there was a South Korea!" Douglas
"If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, maybe we should all move to Iran?" Roy

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