Men Without Women

Despite his graveside promises to Denholm never again to become embroiled in a sexual harassment case, Jen's voice awakens a mighty tiger behind Douglas' fly and he can resist her no longer. After a lengthy campaign of increasingly pointless phone calls to the basement, he asks her to be his PA.

Luckily Jen isn't that torn; she doesn't want to spend the rest of her life playing GuitarHero in a basement with Roy, and once she's out of the way the boys have big plans to tick off all the things she wouldn't let them do whilst she was around.

Whilst the boys are jousting on bicycles and making prank calls, Jen is struggling to fend off Douglas' best seduction techniques, but when his final appeal to her to dress like his sexy dead wife falls on deaf ears, he tries a last throw of the dice…

Douglas slips her a love potion he brought from a wizened sorcerer but before she can drink it, the boys arrive, Moss smells the Rohypnol and Jen turns the table on the lecherous Douglas. However despite being half-crazed by boredom without her, Moss' replacement of Jen with an answering machine is the final straw and she leaves, locking them in with the priapic Douglas.

10: Run Episode Facts
The mysterious Irish sorceror who sells Douglas the tincture is none-other than writer Graham Linehan, making one of his regular on-screen appearances!

20: Run Episode Quotes
"Terry can do squash on Tuesday, Lucinda says she can't wait, and Chessington World of Adventures say they're very sorry, but you're not allowed back." Jen
"Damn that Sorcerer! Twenty gold pieces and I'm wankered on Rohypnol!" Douglas
"How are you drunk again? It's not even noon!" Roy

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