Return of the Golden Child

How the wheel of fortune turns! Company profits are standing at a whopping £1800 Billion Billion and Denholm is top of the tower. But it's a tower he promptly jumps off to his death when the Police arrive to discuss financial irregularities in the company pension scheme.

The suicide spells trouble for Jen, Moss and Roy as the IT hating Derek Pippin takes over and immediately gives them one last chance - all they've got to do is be on their best behaviour at Denholm's funeral.

Unfortunately his warning coincides with the arrival of Roy's new phone, which had a very weedy vibrate setting until Moss souped it up, and Moss's discovery of a website which predicts your death. Moss has got another 70 years in him whereas Roy, allowing for leap years, has until Thursday - the day of the funeral.

Firmly in Death's clammy grip, Roy seals the team's fate after suffering a suspected heart attack during the service, only to discover it was his phone on vibrate. With Death conquered but P45s looming, only the late arrival of Denholm's son Douglas, who mysteriously disappeared seven years ago after a lengthy court case, can save the day.

10: Run Episode Facts
Jen hasn't smoked in three years. She used to smoke 40 a day, which Moss works out makes 104602 cigarettes a decade, presuming there's two leap years
According to Howlonghaveyougot.com, Moss will die on March 2nd 2079
Jen's last name is 'Barber'

20: Run Episode Quotes
"Gentlemen, when I first started Reynholm Industries I had just two things in my possession; a dream and six million pounds. Today, I have a business empire the like of which the world hasn't seen the like of which. I hope it doesn't seem arrogant when I say 'I am the greatest man in the world!'" Denholm
"Wow, you look great! We should go to more funerals." Jen
"I'm not putting it up to eight Moss, it'll blow my cock off!" Roy
"I'm sorry for your loss… it's not like you've lost a pen is it? It's so much worse." Moss

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