50:50

Love is in the air. Roy has a date, but he has some shit on his head so it doesn't end as well as he'd hoped, particularly when the lady in question tells everybody in the office about it. It wasn't shit though, it was chocolate, honestly.

This leads to a bet with Jen that all women like bastards and to prove it Roy writes a personal add online to get a new date. Between him and Moss they construct the most abusive hideous personal ad they can think of; as Moss' includes murdering his potential lover Roy decides his is probably the best to enter into the public domain.

Meanwhile Jen's flirting with the new security guard, Daniel King of Men. Unfortunately her uncanny fifty-fifty abilities get her into a sticky situation when he appears on Who Wants to be a Millionaire and Chris Tarrant puts her powers to the test on live TV. After costing Daniel £32, 000 she has follow through with his on-air date invitation and takes him to a Moss-endorsed restaurant. This turns into a predictibly disastrous affair a clown gets a bit of a beating.

As luck would have it Roy has taken his "Bastard" loving date to the same restaurant, however she soon sees through his less-than-impressive attempts at being a bastard and runs off with the clown-beating Daniel, proving his point somewhat.