Tuesday 3 November

Mercedes is frustrated at not getting enough action. A quickie with Malachy is interrupted by a message from Calvin ordering them to get to work. At the Loft, Spencer finds an envelope full of cash left by Dave to pay for yesterday's shenanigans. Calvin tells Spencer he doesn't need mates like Dave. Mercedes pitches a drinks promotion to the brewery people. Sasha is angry that she wasn't consulted. Mercedes replies that Calvin told her to do the presentation. Sasha thinks that since Calvin hit a punter yesterday, his authority has been undermined. She argues they need to get the students back in. Sasha suggests Malachy flirt with punters to keep them at the bar. Battle lines are drawn between Mercedes and Sasha. Later on, Mercedes and Malachy both flirt outrageously with customers. Sasha tries to wind Mercedes up by making out that Malachy is enjoying the female attention. She eventually gets to Mercedes. Mercedes tries to get Malachy's attention by flirting more brazenly with other men, but doesn't get the jealous reaction she'd wanted. Meanwhile, Calvin turns up to see what's going on and reprimands Sasha for not working as hard as Mercedes. Sasha decides to get dolled up and compete with Mercedes. She tries to get a reaction out of Malachy by pointing out how flirtatious Mercedes is around other men, but is confused by his laid-back attitude towards it all. After work, Mercedes admits to Malachy she found it hard to see him flirting with other women. When they get home, Mercedes tries to seduce Malachy but he's too tired and she's left frustrated…

Hayley resents Josh getting on with India. Rhys is worried that he's lost his mojo after hearing some truths from Sasha. Meanwhile, Spencer turns up at Halls to see Dave. He has with him the cash that Dave left to pay for his bar bill yesterday. Spencer lies that Calvin wanted Dave to use the money to throw a party for the students. Over at the Dog patio, India's mortified when her washing bag splits. Josh doesn't understand at first, but then notices someone has glued a plastic poo to a pair of her knickers. Rhys is still smarting from Sasha's truth and goes round to see Josh. When he arrives at halls, Dave is trying to persuade India to come out on the money they've been given, but she doesn't want to leave the house. Rhys wants to know if Josh is in there with India, but Josh insists their friendship is platonic. India is still reluctant to go out until everyone persuades her that they're not going without her. Rhys picks up that Hayley doesn't like India. At the SU Bar Rhys tries (ineffectually) to seduce India. Hayley intervenes to tell India there is something nasty written in the toilets about her and India runs off again. Josh and Dave decide to hatch a plan to take the focus off India. While Charlotte is comforting India, Josh and Dave mince back in wearing her clothes. Suddenly all eyes are on them. Hayley tries to flirt with Josh, but he pushes her away. She leaves, and Rhys follows her. Back at Halls, Rhys tries to convince Hayley that they were perfect together. Josh is horrified when he comes home to find Rhys and Hayley kissing…