Tangled Webs
Caroline is broody, but she’s confused. Is Guy the good guy or the bad guy? Is Mac the good Mac or the bad Mac? Martin gets his exam results. A fight ensues, and Guy resorts to mafia-style tactics by hiring a hitman to finish off Mac’s good looks. Statham finds comfort in God; or is it the attractive chaplain, Cordelia? Kevin Eldon plays the hitman, Scissors Bentley
Caroline is broody, but she’s confused. Is Guy the good guy or the bad guy? Is Mac the good Mac or the bad Mac? Martin gets his exam results. A fight ensues, and Guy resorts to mafia-style tactics by hiring a hitman to finish off Mac’s good looks. Statham finds comfort in God; or is it the attractive chaplain, Cordelia? Kevin Eldon plays the hitman, Scissors Bentley
Slave Auction
The path of love never runs smooth at East Hampton Hospital Trust. Martin loves Caroline. Caroline loves Mac. So does Sue White. Mac has a girlfriend who works in physiotherapy called Lady Emily Brandenburg Concerto Von Posh, according to Guy. Statham loves the Jesus, or is it the chaplain? Joanna loves Lyndon. Guy loves Guy but pretends to love Caroline. Lyndon votes Harriet’s the best arse in admin, as his personal preference is for big pants and hers were the biggest. Guy demonstrates his way with the common man with Terry; the hospital cleaner. The charity slave auction sorts them all out when Boyce buys Alan for 30p
The path of love never runs smooth at East Hampton Hospital Trust. Martin loves Caroline. Caroline loves Mac. So does Sue White. Mac has a girlfriend who works in physiotherapy called Lady Emily Brandenburg Concerto Von Posh, according to Guy. Statham loves the Jesus, or is it the chaplain? Joanna loves Lyndon. Guy loves Guy but pretends to love Caroline. Lyndon votes Harriet’s the best arse in admin, as his personal preference is for big pants and hers were the biggest. Guy demonstrates his way with the common man with Terry; the hospital cleaner. The charity slave auction sorts them all out when Boyce buys Alan for 30p
Emergency
Its Mac’s last day and emotions are running high. Joanna is desperately trying to lure Alan away from the baby Jebus, Sue offers to kill Mac’s boss to keep him at the hospital, and Caroline resorts to extreme methods to lure Mac away from Emililly and into her bed. This convoluted whirl of emotions take an oedipal turn as Boyce projects a 30ft homoerotic image of Alan on the hospital, and Martin discovers Guy is his secret brother… just in time to see Dr Secretan try to bed Joanna in a final, winner-takes-all bet with Mac which goes horribly wrong.
Its Mac’s last day and emotions are running high. Joanna is desperately trying to lure Alan away from the baby Jebus, Sue offers to kill Mac’s boss to keep him at the hospital, and Caroline resorts to extreme methods to lure Mac away from Emililly and into her bed. This convoluted whirl of emotions take an oedipal turn as Boyce projects a 30ft homoerotic image of Alan on the hospital, and Martin discovers Guy is his secret brother… just in time to see Dr Secretan try to bed Joanna in a final, winner-takes-all bet with Mac which goes horribly wrong.
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