Channel4 - Britain's Favourite Celebrity Chav

The Osbournes
The chav Prince of Darkness and the Lady Sharon. They stop just short of allowing cameras to attend while they use the loo. Loud, proud and gloriously common.
Vicky Pollard
It's the fictional shell-suited apprentice baby machine brilliantly realised by Matt Lucas. Will she win? Yeah, but no, but etc, etc...
Wayne Rooney and Coleen McLoughlin
Immortalised already by 2DTV as aspiring cave dwellers who love to shop and shout. Wayne smashed down a lovely 1930s property in Cheshire to build his very own Neverland. It looks like a Tesco Metro.
Tracey Shaw
A shameless fan of Kwik Save, Tracey made a bad pop record and is way too close to her old Corrie character for her own good.
Mike Skinner
Streets supremo who looks the part but is really chav's very own Samuel Beckett.
Britney Spears
The ultimate trailer trash chav heroine from the big country. She wants the world to know that she's married. If she applied for a council flat in Salford they'd worry about her lowering the tone...
Cheryl Tweedy
The Geordie star of Girls Aloud has the front page of The Sun reserved for her every move.
Jessie Wallace
EastEnders' party animal has blurred the line between fact and fiction like no other soap star.
Danniella Westbrook
A serious contender for the top slot who declared herself proud to be a chav. She even dressed her baby in Burberry.
Gillian Taylforth
Former EastEnder Gillian is blonde, brash and free with the cash. She also stars in THE chav TV show of choice, Footballers Wives.