Channel4 - Britain's Favourite Celebrity Chav

Goldie Lookin Chain
This Welsh rap crew have topped the charts with cracking takes on council estate hip-hop nonsense.
Jade Goody
This Big Brother star appears regularly in Hello. Her chav credentials are unrivalled.
Brian Harvey
Celebrity Barrow Boy and former pop star who recently made his television comeback. The first thing he asked for on leaving the jungle was a spray-tan and a burger. He's a geezer, innit?
Jentina and Lady Sovereign
These battling tops of the drum and bass derived 'grime' scene are fast-talking rappers dripping in gold and tower block attitude.
Jordan and Peter
God bless 'em. They don't own any clothing that isn't really designed for track and field events. GOLD is their precious metal of choice and fame is their God. The Beckhams aspire but Pete and his lady friend are happy hanging around with plumbers and hod carriers. Elton and George will not be inviting them round in the near future.
Jennifer Lopez
Jenni from the Block probably doesn't know what a chav is but, boy, she is a virtual dictionary definition. Dressed up for a night out in her best bling she looks like a pawnbrokers window in Wythenshawe.
Jodie Marsh
Star of TV's Essex Wives and pneumatic rival to Jordan, she made it to page three after pole-dancing her way to the top and is beloved by lads mags everywhere.
Meg Matthews
Mum to Noel Gallagher's kid and sure-fire party starter. She remains a dedicated follower of fashion who has not let motherhood get in the way of a good night on the tiles.
Chris Moyles
Loudmouthed chav hero who can curdle the milk on your cornflakes with his booming opinions on the things that don't matter. A champion of 'new' music who thinks The Scissor Sisters are a new band.
Mutya from Sugababes
The bling's the thing and Mutya is living the highlife in the loudest, brashest way she can.