We get a lot of mail asking the same questions, so we figured we'd better compile a list of Frequently Asked Questions (F.A.Q.), to save you the price of an Internet stamp. Please scroll down the page and check the list below to see if there's an answer to your query before you mail. Alternatively, you could try the Frolic Room to see if any Graham fans can help you out.

How can I get tickets to see the show?

If you would like tickets to the show, please read the information about audience tickets on the web site. Please note that all tickets must be requested through ticket agent, Standing Room Only. Requests for tickets in the Frolic Room or via email or post will be ignored or deleted.

What has happened to Doggyphone?

Doggyphone is resting at the moment but, do not fear, he will be back!

How does Graham know Betty?

Betty worked in the canteen when Graham was at drama school. They were reunited when Betty came to see the show. She collared Graham... and never left.

Where can I find the web site that Graham was viewing on the show?

We do not publish the addresses of web sites that Graham visits for a number of reasons.

Privacy: many of the web sites featured on the programme are personal web pages. In the past, featured web sites' message boards have been bombarded with posts from (at best) Graham's fans and (at worst) abusive, intolerant visitors.

Traffic: most ISPs charge for data-transfer over a certain limit. Many visitors arriving at a site that they've seen on TV will end up costing the web site owner a lot of money.

If you are looking for a web site that you have seen Graham visiting during the show, try typing the name of the site into a search engine.

How can I send Graham a cool pic or MPEG?

You can upload images to Graham through the web site. Please note that they must be under 60k in size. Use this form to send the pic. If you have made an MPEG that you'd like Graham to see, use this form to upload it through the site. Please note that it must be under 3Mb in filesize. Do read all the instructions when submitting images and videoclips.

Can I buy Graham's chair/desk/phone/toys?

Some items from the show are commercially available. Good luck finding them!

Can I get a copy of the theme to V Graham Norton?

The theme music used on the programme is not currently commercially available, but you can get the theme for your mobile as a download from this site.