Characters
Mendoza
He is very interested in the possibilities of using your bingo hall for a meeting of the fleshMendoza's profile and clips
Janec
He's a composer desperate for work. Would you consider him for your band or church hall?Janec's profile and clips
Scouse Steve
An imprisoned scouser who uses his one phone call a week to try and land a decent job when he finally gets released.Steve's profile and clips
Jimmy Jon
This is manhandling Aussie isn't afraid of being big down under when it comes to getting the action.Jimmy's profile and clips
Barry Childs
Would you visit his Young Offenders? Especially after what happened to the clown.Barry's profile and clips
Dufrais Constantinople
More than just the head of the local residents' committee, he has award-winning rosebushes - two of them, in fact.Dufrais' profile and clips
Terry Tibbs
He's a wheeler dealer with the gift of the gab. Terry Tibbs is a class act. You wine and dine Terry Tibbs. You take Terry out to lunch.Terry's profile and soundboard
Mr Doovde
Mr Doovde struggles working out acronyms. Please be patient.More about Mr Doovde and his soundboard
George Agdgdgwngo
George Agdgdgwngo is a scamster who just needs your sort code and he'll wire over your winnings immediatelyMore about George and play with his soundboard
Mr Miggins
a rather confused gentleman who is still getting to grips with modern technology.More about Mr Miggins
The Mouse
Beware - his magical whiskers hide a multitude of sins. We love this hairy trickster.More about Mouse and his soundboard
Criminal Dave
A wily character that gets himself in the trickiest of situations. Marvel as he phones for locksmith advice or a taxi during a botched bank raid. He needs your help and he needs it fast!He's a villain
Internet Service Providings
Rather sweet yet persistant call centre worker who works in India (possibly). He's desperately trying to sell upgrades to 'internet service providings', 'mobile phonings' and Freeview television. And even if you are happy with your current service provider he's sure he can do you a great deal.More about ISP Guy and his soundboard
DVD seller
Chinese man trying to sell pirated DVDs or break into the look-a-like world as Samuel L Jackson. Sometimes calls up cinemas asking to bring a film crew. Don't let him.They got the goods
Irish Mike
Cheekie chappie from the Emerald Isle, with a gleam in his eye and a gap in his teeth, ready to put you on his database and spank you with his web address.That's great!
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