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Show Five: Lily Allen
The effervescent Lily Allen took the reins for this episode and led the boys into a world of premature ejaculation and third nipples.
The effervescent Lily Allen took the reins for this episode and led the boys into a world of premature ejaculation and third nipples.
Justin and Alan joined Lily at a recording studio to learn how to turn themselves into an overnight internet pop sensation. Her advice resulted in a catchy little number called Lidl Rebel being recorded and then put up on their brand new myspace page. You can listen to their lyrical wonder at www.myspace.com/ justinandalan
The boys had such a good time that they imagined themselves permanently residing in Lily’s edgy celebrity world. In their fantasy, Lily is Amy Winehouse, Justin is Lily and Alan is Pete Doherty. They are sitting down having a quiet game of Scrabble when the paparazzi burst in and they are forced to bring out the booze and drugs to live up to their rock and roll rep.
On the Friday Night News this week, the 1st July smoking ban got a massive boo from the audience- as did Paris Hilton being released from prison after serving just 3 days of her 28 day sentence. Bottom of the barometer was Abu Hamza who refused medical treatment after discovering his prison nurse was gay. The most talked about Big Brother news was Brian’s erection.
Once again it was Alan who seemed to Know the Most About the Guest Host. He was joined by Blur bassist, Alex James, while Justin was joined by the glowing Myleene Klass. When Lily asked the teams what embaressing situation she caught her brother in Myleene was quick to shout out, "having a wank!" What she did’nt bank on was Alan responding seductively, saying, "It was’nt just any wank. It was a special wank- an M&S wank."
The Coat of Cash wearing celebrity this week was the second evictee from the Big Brother house Seany O’Kane.
It was a rather emotional Ask Me Anything this week, with Lily confessing she was so overwhelmed after performing at Glastonbury this year that she cried. Also her former singing teacher was in the audience and we discovered that she was the only one who gave the bratty young Lily a chance, bringing tears to her eyes as well as the boys’. Awww!
In the Big Fun Gameshow, Lily chose the person who looked most like he did’nt realise Glastonbury had finished. She chose scruffy looking Rory, who went on to win a games console and a 42” TV. He gambled it for a week for two on a private island in the Bahamas.
The Star Prize question this week was:
While shooting the video to LDN, Lily was accused of doing what by an onlooker? Was it:
a) sparking a mass riot
b) filming a sex video
Watch the episode on 4oD to see the answer.
While shooting the video to LDN, Lily was accused of doing what by an onlooker? Was it:
a) sparking a mass riot
b) filming a sex video
Watch the episode on 4oD to see the answer.
Finally, Mark Ronson rounded up the show with Lily on guest vocals singing the Kaiser Chief’s hit Oh My God!.
Tune into the next episode with guest host Paula Abdula and music from Avril Lavigne.
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Tune into the next episode with guest host Paula Abdula and music from Avril Lavigne.
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