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Show Three: Sharon Osbourne
Rock and rooooll! For the third episode of the Friday Night Project, the boys were joined by the Queen of Darkness, Sharon Osbourne.
Rock and rooooll! For the third episode of the Friday Night Project, the boys were joined by the Queen of Darkness, Sharon Osbourne.
"This is one of the highlights of my life!" declared Sharon- right before the boys decided to take the piss out of the Osbournes. Sharon was having none of it. During a sketch in which Alan and Justin are dressed as the Princess and King of Darkness, Sharon burst in and told them to behave. The three of them then decided to find another family lusting after fame and the spotlight- The Windsors.
Alan and Sharon presented the Friday Night News in fine form. We learnt it was to be a special weekend as four English footballers were to wed their girlfriends. "Aw! It’ll be like Four Weddings and a Funeral," said Alan. Another week and the Topical Barometer got another derogatory treatment- "Is this the bit where you get your penis out?" asked Sharon inquisitively. The hot topic of the week was the 256% increase in men having male boob reduction operations.
On Who Knows the Most About the Guest Host, Alan is joined by Louis Walsh and Justin is joined by Ozzy himself. We discovered that Ozzy was too pissed to remember what entertainment him and Sharon provided when they renewed their wedding vows. And also that Sharon took a dump in Ozzy’s dope to stop him from smoking it. For the first time this series, Justin won!
In Stand-in Stripper, Sharon harassed a poor member of the public by asking him to dress up as a stripper for daughter Kelly’s party. Jamie bravely agreed and then had second thoughts when caught sight of the thong he was to wear. He thoroughly regretted it when he popped out of a cake to the utter disgust and bewilderment of a group of old ladies.
The audience was given the opportunity to ask Sharon anything and we discovered that the funniest X-Factor audition she had to sit through was a girl who sounded like she was farting. “She was singing out of her arse,” says Sharon. Another audience member posed a rather sensitive question when she asked Sharon who would be more suitable for Kelly- Alan or Justin? Watch the show on 4oD to see what Sharon said.
On the Big Fun Gameshow, Sharon chose a member of the audience who looked most like an X-Factor reject- budding songstress Christina. She went on to win a 32" LCD TV and a DVD Player, which she gambled for an all expenses paid trip to Mykonos.
This weeks Star Prize question was:
This weeks Star Prize question was:
Sharon once attended a wedding ceremony that was interrupted by some dogs howling. How did Sharon react? Was it,
a) She laughed so much that she wet herself and left a puddle on the carpet
b) She got down on all fours and started howling along with them?
When it comes to the Osbournes, either one sounds plausible. Watch the show to see if you guess correctly.
a) She laughed so much that she wet herself and left a puddle on the carpet
b) She got down on all fours and started howling along with them?
When it comes to the Osbournes, either one sounds plausible. Watch the show to see if you guess correctly.
Calvin Harris rounded up the week’s quota of mayhem with his electro classic 'The Girls'. Yes, we do believe you get all the girls, Calvin!
Watch the next episode when the boys are joined by Melanie C and hot new rockers The Enemy
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Watch the next episode when the boys are joined by Melanie C and hot new rockers The Enemy
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