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Father Ted
Welcome to Craggy Island; the meals are eleven, one, half two, three, five, seven and nine, and if you ever want a quick snack you can always ask Mrs Doyle there

That's nearly as mad as that thing you told me about the loaves and the fishes!
Hell
Ted, Dougal and Jack go on holiday to Father O'Rourke's caravan, only to discover it has been double-booked by Father Noel Furlong and the St Luke's Youth Group... READ

Well Dougal, this isn't a Bruce Willis film!
Think Fast, Father Ted
With the leak in the Parochial House roof getting worse, Ted decides to run a raffle to win a car to pay for the repairs, but manages to destroy the main prize before the big day... READ

Bishops love sci-fi!
Tentacles of Doom
The Holy Stone of Clonrickert is going to be upgraded to a Class Two Relic, which means Ted has to teach Jack a new vocabulary before the Bishops arrive to conduct the service... READ

If that man came in and tried to steal any of the whistles I had in here, I'd blow his head off his fecking shoulders!
Old Grey Whistle Theft
Dougal's got a new friend which leaves Ted and Jack to go for a picnic on their own. However dark deeds are afoot at the picnic spot, and the finger of blame is pointed firmly at Ted... READ

We have to lose that sax solo!
A Song For Europe
Dougal's got EuroSong fever, and his record collection of failed Norwegian entry for 1976 provides the necessary source material for their own entry into this year's competition... READ

Crilly, if you ever try to bullshit me again I will rip off your arms!
The Plague
Jack's latest naked sleepwalking escapade is one too many for Bishop Len Brennan. Unfortunately his visit to check the new security arrangements coincides with the arrival of Dougal's new pet rabbit, Sampras... READ

Imelda I'll tell you what, you look through my notes and stop at any point of information that's actually true
Rock-a-Hula Ted
The Lovely Girls competition is Ted's favorite time of the year, and this year he's asked to judge the loveliest girls on the island! However, whilst Ted is measuring sandwiches, Dougal has a run-in with a lovely girl of his own... READ

He's no friend of mine!
Cigarettes, Alcohol and Rollerblading
Having been tricked by Dick Byrne into a giving stuff up for Lent competition, Ted takes drastic action and enlists the help of the Matty Hislop nuns to keep them on the straight and narrow... READ

It's not kidnapping, it's just that we'e just bringing him back home to where he belongs
New Jack City
After Jack's hands get too hairy he's packed off to St Clabbert's Old Priests home, but Ted's dreams of peace and quiet are shattered by the arrival of Jack's replacement, Father Stack... READ

So in no more than 200 words, why you should get a parachute
Flight Into Terror
The flight back from the Holy shrine at Kilnettle golf course turns into a nightmare for Ted after Dougal manages to eject the aircraft's fuel, and Jack steal the only two parachutes on board... READ

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