A heartfelt thank you to everyone that has written to me in my three months here. I've loved the whole experience and my webhut messages has been a big part of that. They've been superb and thank you all so much for taking the time and effort to write to me - it's something that i still find weird to comprehend.
Do you know any of the Edenites? What are their dark secrets? Email us and dish the dirt.
Results of the poetry competition
Posted: Day 3 Week 9
We received loads of great poems for the Eden poetry competition.
8 out of 11 Edenites selected Ever changing Eden by John Proctor as their fave. Congratulations, John, we'll be sending you your prize soon.
See the winning poem, and 7 shortlisted runners up below.
Winner Ever changing Eden by John Proctor
In the heart of Oz, there is a land called Eden.
Home to many young folk in need of a feedin'.
They began as six in this tropical heaven.
Then with a wag of his tail Spot made it seven.
The first Edenite girls were Becky, Lily and Clee.
All fun and sexy, I'm sure you'll agree.
There were also three boys to share the first dawn;
Officer Raz, loud Wes and love smitten John.
They all had fun in the sun, but their nights were long.
Until, Chris arrived to sing them a song
An unwritten law was, "To each other be kind."
Then entered Siobhan and she speaks her mind.
They welcomed break dancing timo who promised them fish.
Only three inches long but they still got there wish.
John's heart was now aching in this Edenite bliss.
Then the God's voted in Keziah, who cured him with a kiss.
With week six came Raz's biggest fan.
Her name is Romany and she means to get her man.
Most of the flirting has been purely by chance,
But Lucy's on route to teach them her pole dance.
So stay tuned for more excitement and shock,
Three nights a week; Channel four, six o'clock
Runners-up by Robert Baxter
eden is the place to be,
i always watch it on tv.
it gives me laughs and also tears,
but really i don't have to fear.
coz wesley's smile is big enough,
and copper rav looks pretty tough.
cliona's just like me you see,
i laugh until i feel dizzy.
lily's mad but lovable,
beccie's thin and dark and tall.
siobhan the biker girl is cool,
and chris is casual, laid back, that's all.
timo's wierd but he's still great,
romany's bound to make a fab mate.
and finally, kez and john are in love,
they have been matched from up above.
i spose that's all from me for now,
i hope you read this (you're gonna think "wow!").
i'm not a good poet, so i'll finish this here,
but i just want to say "best of luck, have no fear".
by Shelly
Every Tuesday and Thursday I watch Eden on TV,
I defiantly agree it is the place to be.
A dream of mine is to be there on the show,
But full time employment makes it hard for me to go.
I love to watch Westley and spot play around
And Timo do break dancing, rolling on the ground.
Lily wearing her tutu, running about, going wild
Looking all pink and pretty with it, like when she was a child.
John and Keziah, their love reunited once again
But will spending all their time together blow out the lover's flame?
Chris with his silly hat and his inner desires for Cli
But will he get his wicked way, we'll have to wait and see.
Rav being so much quieter than some of the other few
Until he's got his Speedos on, you can't deny, we've seen you!
Siobhan being voted most annoying by giving her opinions and views
It's really not quite fair, she's great, chin up girl, don't get the blues.
Cliona, the lifeguard, a real champion swimmer
Pleading for a chocolate cake to eat up for her dinner.
Becky without her make-up and all her luxuries of home,
Realising she is home sick when speaking to her family on the phone.
And last there's the new arrival, the fellow Piscean Romany
With the t-shirt she made for her loved edenite reading 'sexy'
Which lucky Eden man has stolen her heart, you will have to wait and see
Cus don't worry I wont tell Romany, your secrets safe with me!
To all you lucky Edenites out there, enjoy yourselves and have lots of fun
Because when you get to England, its cold and miserable, there's no sun.
Enjoy all Eden's beauty as I'm sure there's lots to see,
Just remember how lucky you are, and your not stuck back home like me.
by Becky Wilson in Huddersfield
Warning don't go near these people,
They are highly dangerous and very lethal.
They live in the jungle in quite a big group,
They call them selves the Edennite troop.
If u dare to enter this horde,
Trust me you won't be bored.
But if you go into Eden thinking your
A winner.
Just be careful the others might eat you
For dinner!
The Naked, Nimble-Fingered Guy by Clare Whitehouse
Deep in Eden's paradise
Far, far away down under,
Amongst a band of renegades
There lives the great boy wonder.
Chris Dean is his name
And strumming is his game.
Naked, nimble fingered guy,
You've put Adam to shame.
He lights up our TV screens
With a turban 'round his hair.
Rouge-red cheeks and luscious lips,
He's stunning beyond compare.
For those viewers who failed to see
His geniuine authenticity -
A bona fide top class guy.
They're so jealous he makes them cry.
In Eden's luscious paradise -
A lifetime trip on our behalf,
Surrounded by babelicious girls
Chris is having the last laugh.
Miles O' Smiles by Jenni xXx
Eden is a wicked show
with trials and tribulations
So here are my opinions
On the current situations...
The "Fatten Up Wesley" campaign's on the go
Give him more food so he won't leave the show,
The naked guitar skills of chris in the heat
But the show goes out at 6 and we're trying to eat!
Siobhan speaks her mind, go girl give 'em stress
She'll eat you for breakfast, so guys, just dont mess!
Romany's new so I dunno what to say.
but I thought I'd give her a mention anyway
Clee is the funny irish lass, she must be a great teacher too
Cause teaching Johny how to swim was a great achievment for both of you!
Talking of Johny, he got his Kez back and they're together in paradise
Only problem for her tho is all the spiders 'n' mice! (yuck)
Rav and Timo the fishermen. I thought if they caught anything it would be a dream.
But there you go it worked out fine and u all got your ice cream!
Becky is the Essex Lass. Who is up for anything
As we seen by the crossdressing theme, and the time they all tried to sing.
Lily is a funny lass the maddest I've ever seen. but will she win the show?
Until the end we can only guess, until then we'll never know
The only one I haven't mentioned. Is the best of all the lot
He gets all the goodies from the viewers. He's the one and only, luvably SPOT!!
(p.s vote spot to win, ha ha)
by Sophie (aka furby killer)
Nature has the Edenites on their knees,
They have been stranded overseas,
They have no marbles, they have no food,
To get what they want, they'll gladly go nude,
We've seen so much flesh it is quite scary,
Not to mention worringly hairy,
What can we do to help the poor Edenites?
Think of funny ways to worsen their plight,
We could take Chris's guitar and make him sad,
(although the others might be quite glad)
We could steal their food, take their banana's,
Make them chop wood in their pyjamas,
Think of the things that we could do,
Go ahead! It's up to YOU!
Big Up to De Eden Crew by Jany Periera
This is a jam to big up de crew
Da Eden posse with de big attitude
From de Afro king to de Irish queen
From de Peckham cop to de break-dancing fiend
From de cross dressing faction
To de hot scissor action
From de guitar playing session
To de deep poetry lesson
This is de land where de brave do go
All your faces - a highlight in the show
So dis is to you to big you up
And not forgettin de cute little pup
Johnny is cool coz his gyal is there
Lilly 's the one with funky styles in her hair
Westley's lost weight but spirits up high
Timo does moves that are too damn fly!
Rav is exotic and we love him no doubt
Siobhan really loves a good eco-shout
Chris is de guitarist who likes to bare all
And Cli is de one all de guys dem call!
Becky's de brunette wit de pretty, fly look
Lucy's a new chapter in de Eden book
Romany wants action and has a big smile
Keziah loves Johnny and thinks spiders are vile!
So dis is de Eden crew no doubt
We all give you a big, big shout
You brighten our days wit your smooth, funny styles
Each adding their own - to de Eden files
So soak up de sun and enjoy de time
Me really hope you like this Eden rhyme
Where de 10k goes it matters not
You're in a place that is truly hot!
Food is scarce we all know that
But de whole point is you change and adapt
It's tough I know, but that's de game
Play it right and you'll leave without shame
Stick together and hope and pray
That de viewers vote in another food tray!
We're right behind you in your hour of need
We know you all need a good, good feed
Big up de Eden crew and land
You'll win it together hand in hand!!!
Week 8 - Lee arrives with his eyes on the loot Week 7 - Romany's eviction Week 6 - The Gods of Eden speak Week 5 - John and Kez are reunited Week 4 - Keziah's a wannabe Week 3 - Biker babe arrives Week 2 - Arrival of the weird one Week 1 - Getting to grips with Eden Before the dawn of time - Week 0 at a glance
