Our Other 'COPs' Is On: Part One
Life as a prison guard was tough on Randy, especially when it was time to turn off the TV and big Joey's eaten the power button, but his usual evening battle takes a backseat when their other COPs is broadcast.

It's the first Independence Day since the September 11th attacks and Camden County is defying the war on terror with the mother of all-American celebrations. There's an Osama dunk tank, Didi's selling Osama toilet paper, Patty's selling herself for an hour and there's free lap dances for service men and women at Chubbys!

Fortunately for the crew of COPs a certain pair of brothers see July 4th as a chance to make a fast buck, although with predictably poor results; Randy gets his head stuck in a cotton candy machine, and their sheepdog disguise is less than convincing. Facing another beating from Joy with a strimmer, Earl needs to find another way of getting some money that doesn't involve sticking his hand to a prostitute.

Having spent the afternoon rescuing babies from pole dancing mothers and resolving marriage disputes between Nescobar-A-Lop-Lop's wives, Officers Daniels and Hoyne are about to cap the weekend with a monster firework display to celebrate being inadvertently given 50,000 dollars worth of anti-terrorism toys. Until they discover the whole lot has been nicked...

Find out what happened when Earl and Randy last appeared in COPs

Karmic Words of Wisdom
"What’s more American than appliances and obese women?" Officer Jeff Hoyne
"I'm the Queen, you are the worker bee. Your job is to feed me, do me and die!" Joy
"My grandmas was in the 1936 Berlin Olympics, man did Hitler hate her!" Darnell

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