The Gangs of Camden County
After helping Glenn finally get his parole, and receiving a reward certificate of one week off his sentence (plus a 20% discount from the prison shop), the Warden offers Earl another two months off... if he can get the biggest two gangs in Camden County jail to stop fighting!

It's an Ebony and Ivory situation. Except the 'Ivory' in question is a Spanish gang led by Hector, and the 'Ebony' is led by the equally violent Jamal. Living in the trailer wasn't any easier for Joy and Randy as it was for Hector and Jamal but unlike Earl's ex-wife and current brother, it turns out the gang leaders were lovers not fighters.

A month in solitary together started off badly, but they ended up in sweet sweet love, and the only way they could get together in the yard was to start the fights. To fix the gang problem Earl needs to fix the romance problem, but how do you get two rival gang leaders to openly admit their love for each other?

As it turns out you don't have to after Earl convinces the Warden to let Jamal and Hector 'work out their gang problems' once a month in his office - just two straight men fighting. And after getting 55% on one test, and going off the charts with his Cholesterol tests, Randy finally makes it inside, as Camden County's newest warder!

Karmic Words of Wisdom
"You have incredible eyes; fierce like an eagle and soft like a waterbed!" Jamal
"Look, I'll level with you; I have a fraternity reunion coming up and if I'm not employed Slimecracker and Manboobs are going to tease the crap out of me" Jerry Hazelwood, the Warden
"You're my pouty-lipped he-slut, my chocolate-covered man candy" Earl

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