Camdenites Part Two
Realising in order to save his marriage he needs to square things with fairer sex, Earl decides to cross off 'the big one' on the list – Number 207 Seduced Seven Virgins. Somewhat unsurprisingly this is going to take some explaining...

Camden's Mennonite Community used to send their young women out into the modern world when they were 21; unfortunately the first people they usually ran into were 'Brother' Earl and 'Brother' Randy, eager to share the delights of Camden County with innocent girls. And having sampled the glories of dancing and booze none of them ever returned to the Camdenite Community.

With the community teetering on the edge of extinction Earl takes it upon himself to ensure the latest girl comes back. However Billie's got other ideas and makes Earl chose between Karma and herself, and after making the wrong choice she takes off to undo the Karma on his entire list

She hits Dee Dee, Mistletoe the stripper, Nescobar-a-Lop-Lop, outs Kenny to his parents and with the police hot on her trail Billie holes up with the Camdenites. However a week in deeply religious community can do weird things to a person, and whilst it turns out Karma didn't want Billie to be Earl's reward, there is something she can do to make the world a better place...

Karmic Words of Widsom
"This is a show called CSI Miami. That means 'Crime Stuff In Miami'" Randy
"Please tell me he's blowing up a man-shaped balloon!" Kenny's Dad
"I want to live out here in world of zippers, and mirrors and tampons not made of hay" Greta

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