Stole a Motorcycle
Although Earl was beyond the reach of modern medicine he wasn't out of Karma's, and as Randy crossed things off on the list Earl's heartbeat slowly stabilised, which left only one problem – how were they going to get Earl to pick something to cross off whilst he's in a coma?

After some innovative use of Earl's drool Joy and Randy set off to fix the next item on the list, Stole a Motorcycle. But things get off to a bad start once Randy realises he can only remember two things about the night's drunken adventures; He was wearing a chicken suit and Earl tried to kill him.

Starting with the chicken suit, they follow the trail via the Crab Shack, a limbo contest, and driving a tiny plane down the freeway to Deaf Charlie's trailer, where they find the bike hidden on the roof. Miraculously being back at the scene of the crime trips Randy's memory into revealing why Earl tried to kill him...

Having returned the bike to its rightful owners and happy Earl wasn't simply trying to murder him without reason, Randy's apology to his comatose brother triggers another small improvement in Earl's condition... although the bear hug has the opposite effect on his vital statistics!

Karmic Words of Wisdom
"A motorcycle with the keys in was the best thing to fall in our laps since Betsy the stripper passed out on us at Club Chubby" Earl
"I didn't want you driving around Camden all wasted, I have kids you know! I mean I don't know who they are or if they exist, but I used to have a lot of unprotected sex" Jasper
"You got the superstition backwards; witches float, innocent people like the Carter sisters sink" Darnell

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