Mailbox
After a morning sweeping up bullet cases and fancy cheeses Catalina is looking to do something that'll make her feel better, so seeing how crossing things off his list gives him a good feeling, Earl invites her along to help with Number 75 – Used the Mailbox as a Trash Can.

Emptying the rubbish from the mailbox, they find two letters that never got delivered and whilst Catalina and Earl take care of the one covered in chocolate milkshake, Randy tries to deliver the other one.

Earl and Catalina's letter leads them to Will, a man whose life has fallen apart after the love letter he sent to a girl at the gym called Wendy never got delivered. Meanwhile Joy throws Darnell out after she opens Randy's letter and finds out he's actually called Harry Monroe and on the Witness Protection Scheme.

Whilst Darnell tries to get Joy to take him back without revealing his secret, Earl and Catalina try and get Will and Wendy back together so Catalina can feel good about herself. Unfortunately Earl's feeling even better when he discovers Wendy is not only hot, but she's got the hots for him!

Karmic Words of Wisdom
"When you go on the Witness Protection Scheme do they let you pick your own name because if I ever witness anything, I'm going to rename myself Crash Fistfight." Randy
"I need this in my life! I scrub toilets all day and at night I dance for drunk losers who flick nickels at my ass! I'm going crazy, I need to feel good about something before I kill someone again!" Catalina
"Wait a minute! Is Mr Turtle in the programme too, is he even really a turtle or is he a lizard disguised in a shell?" Randy

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