Larceny of a Kitty Cat
If a black cat crosses your path once it's bad luck, if it crosses your path twice it's really bad luck, but three times? Well that's Karma trying to tell you something. After waiting for a white cat to circle them backwards, Earl finally remembers what he's got to do next: Number 56 – Larceny of a Kitty Cat.

Three years earlier he catnapped the favourite at the Camden County Cat Show, Sebastian Phillips du Champ, so Joy could win. However not only did Joy's cat not win, it got rescued and put into kitty foster care whilst Sebastian was hidden at the sleeping cat lady's house.

Giving him back is simple enough, he's just a little overweight, but things get complicated when Randy falls in love with owner Judy. Despite hating cats, Randy would rather have a girlfriend for two weeks than no girlfriend for no weeks.

With Randy and Judy dating, Earl adds Sebastian to list and trains him back to his peak of fitness, just in time to give him back to Judy when Randy realises although she's cute, Judy's a cat lady at heart.

Karmic Words of Wisdom
"Ma'am, is your cat wearing lipstick?" Judge
"Not only did Joy's cat not win, it got rescued and put into kitty foster care." Earl
"Mummy won't be too critical because critical mummies make for bulimic teenagers that become media dolts that drink a lot of red wine!" Judy
"Now if you excuse me, I need to buy a new Cyndi Lauper CD and have myself a little cry." Randy

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